One can equate Abdullah to be the HP6 PM and the man of flip flop... the crooked bridge and dissolution of Parliament for the 12th GE tops my mind.. well you guys are free to further enlighten me on their flip flops...
But we SHOULD also equate Najib to be the biggest of flip flops eh?
1. I do not know Saiful!
I guess he flopped big time on that especially after he admitted being Saiful's trauma counsellor.
2. Sale of IJN!! Wow!
Oh well... for people's sake we won't sell... did he flop?
3. Labu LCCT...
Build? On? Off? Flop again??
4. Malaysian economy will not be hit by the global economic turmoil! Wow! Said with such bravado....
Today he flopped.. we will have to revise our 3% GDP growth.. I must say, we have known or have been harping on the economic turmoil affecting the livelihoods of Malaysians long before this bufoon realizes it.. or maybe he was too busy being a sodomy counsellor and spending millions of the "STIM"ulus package to consolidate his power base in Kuala Terenganu and Perak. Fortunately for him, Perak's raid proven to be fruitful but in the process had the whole Exco suspended... gee... so? MB and Exco got barred from State Assembly.. how lar? Proclaim the current assembly unlawful? Start a new one? ScUMNO is pretty good at that I must admit! Wanna bet that scUMNO will do just that? They have a kangaroo court that will rule everything in their favour... they can faithfully call on Zaki and Mr. Paul to do their bidding for them...
Maybe.. the only thing that he has yet to flop is his "explosive relationship" with one Mongolian beauty... that I think, is a MUST NOT FLOP CASE at all cost... hmmm....
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Najib and his flips and flops...
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Concerted Effort to Discredit PKR?
The events that unfolded since GE12 seems to point to that direction... aint it?
1. First they say Anwar sodomises Saiful...
2. Then PKR unveils PI Bala!
3. Then scUMNO make PI Bala make a U-TURN.
2. Then they say PKR reps in Perak makan luit....
3. Then they tell these PKR reps that has corruption hanging over their heads to join scUMNO.
4. Then they label Arumugam of Bkt. Selambau a bigamist... and make him defect.. but PKR acted faster.. make him resign..
5. Then they probably paid heaps to this jilted ex-bf of Eli Wong to hand over pics of her sleeping naked... (That makes me wanna check with all my ex-gfs to see if they still have nude pics of me in their posession...)
Notice that they target PKR reps?
Have you ever wondered why?
My 3sen... well inflation la... 2sen cannot survive... need 3 sen now... worth of thoughts.
PKR is the lynchpin that holds DAP and PAS together. GE12 has been a revelation of sorts for PKR and with their strength, they seem to be the glue that holds DAP and PAS in a cohesive force and BN knows fully well that a cohesive Pakatan spells trouble for them. So, instead of taking out DAP and PAS.... which may prove difficult unless they can find a sulker who wants a Camry badly... they would probably will not find it easy to tempt people in these two parties... moreover, breaking DAP or PAS would only "weaken" Pakatan.. but if they succeed in taking out PKR... they will bring Pakatan down. So, BN went about their simplistic idea that with MSM in their hands, they work tirelessly to discredit PKR leaders in the eyes of Malaysians....
So far, I am afraid they have failed..... MISERABLY.. not unless there are converts out there who would now believe BN lock stock and barrel that they are the best government, they are the cleanest and the most righteous choice now that PKR leaders are prone to be easily corruptible and have "loose morals". But before these people come up and tell me.. "see... these flers.. hopeless..." Lets just take a short trip down memory lane...
1. The former MB with two Mohd to his name... with MILLIONS of dollars in Australia...
2. Toyo with all the "gifts" from PKNS.
3. Former Malacca CM's sex scandal..
4. Current Malacca CM who believes that scUMNO alone is enough to govern Malaysia.
5. KerisMudin keris act...
6. Soon to be PM, bathe blood in keris act.
7. Soon to be PM explosive scandals with a Mongolian, Scorpene, Sukhoi...
8. Soon to be PM who is a sodomy expert..
9. Soon to be PM who became Choi San before CNY in KT..
list are endless...
So.. have they succeeded in any way to paint PKR as a not so viable alternative?
It has not to me.. most unfortunate to BN.. but has it changed the perception of others? That I would like to know.
I do hope to see a by-election at Bkt Lanjan and would love dearly to see BN fler roundly hammered by the learned voters of Bkt. Lanjan.
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Smart Move
,Could I call it a stroke of genius?
Here the MB for Selangor to seek "Royal Guidance" on Eli Wong's predicament. With Toyo frothing in the mouth calling for her resignation which she did but yet to be accepted, the Sultan of Selangor is called into action for his wise advice.
From Malaysiakini.
The Selangor government will seek the views of state ruler Sultan Sharafuddin Idris Shah on how it should deal with the controversy surrounding executive councillor Elizabeth Wong.
In a statement today, Selangor Menteri Besar Abdul Khalid Ibrahim said: "I shall be seeking an audience with his royal highness to brief him on the issue and seek his guidance." "It is most unfortunate that certain elements have resorted to such despicable acts to smear her (Wong's) name and integrity.
"I am sure Malaysians and the people of Selangor will reject the use of such shameful tactics and join me in condemning the people responsible."
Yes my MP... I am with you.
Well, take this episode that fell on Ms. Eli Wong and the sodomy case by a dropout on Anwar Ibrahim.... consider the fact that the DPM at first denied meeting Saiful, then admitted to meeting him at some God forsaken hour at his house... right down to his swearing at a mosque in Permatang Pauh regards to Altantunya...
Question: Do you believe our DPM? Do you think that this one ex-boyfriend met the DPM or some scUMNO bigwigs at his house at some God forsaken hour to seek his views whether he should distribute the pictures? Do you think that a powerful hand is behind all these charade?
I am sure Anwar understands the trauma, hurt and anger at this juncture and he I am sure he was speaking from his heart when he said,
Speaking to reporters at the Parliament lobby, he said: "I can only use the strongest possible terms to condemn the smear tactics used against her.
"One can only wonder to what depths the people behind this will stoop to achieve their ends."
Seriously Eli, stay the course.. let not these people cow you into resigning. These despicable acts MUST stop. The gutter politics MUST end. Can we have the most enlightened view of the Sultan of Selangor?
Royal Pain
Perak. Probably one word describes them all.
But I think the issue has gone beyond that and it started way way before the fiasco in Perak. Lets for a minute digress from the fact that Hee was sulking that she did not get her Camry.. lets for one minute forget the fact that the "Super Frog" can switch his allegiance in such simplistic manner and also lets forget the fact that the two "tainted" PKR reps was looking after their own arse.
After all the hope.. with Royalties giving speeches of righteousness.. has really whet our appetite that we the downtrodden rakyat has something to look forward to. A monarch that really knows and understand their subjects but I guess all that came to ZERO after the Perak fiasco. Today, we have the King shortcircuiting the process by asking Abdullah to have a smooth transition of power... What the fuck? What transition? Abdullah is only stepping down as head of UMNO.. he has not said that he will quit as PM of Malaysia! Has he? No doubt by virtue of being head of UMNO becomes PM, the 12th GE specifically picked Abdullah as the PM and not Najib! Is the King now working hand in glove with Najib to force another coup at Federal level?
Abdullah has one last throw of the dice, that is to dissolve Parliament and to call for a fresh election and I call upon him to leave a legacy of of Bapa Reformasi Malaysia!
Now back to the sulking frogs... the media was trying to paint the hopping culture as being started by Anwar Ibrahim and equating their coup in Perak just as that. Damn MSM... why did they not point out that Anwar promised an election 6 - 12 months after taking power? After they have cleaned up the electoral rolls? Najib meanwhile make Taking Perak as his no.1 priority after taking charge of Perak UMNO.. tunjuk garang ka?
Then fate has it that there would be two by-elections... hereby nicked.. the tale of two Bukits.. one Bukit Gantang and the other Bukit Selambau... Bukit Gantang is a direct battle between PAS and UMNO.. one which UMNO would play Pakatan's "derhaka" to the fullest.. lets see what garbage they will dish out.. "If you love your Sultan, you should reject those misfits who has durhaka your Sultan!"
Bukit Selambau meanwhile with a huge disgruntled Indian population, its very dicey for BN but.. VOILA! A few million from the "STIM"ulus package will do the trick... "Lets have a few Indian independents to join the fray to dilute the support for Pakatan!" Read today's Sun, at least 20 aspiring Independents! Wow.... all believe they can do a better job than V. Arumugam?
Meanwhile, my call to Pakatan is, lets unite and be viable. I do not support Pakatan, but I believe they are definitely a better alternative than the critically ill BN.
Beyond All That Stench...
How much lower will our politicians in BN stoop?
Well, lets recap.. (I will write about the Perak fiasco later, this will have to go first):
1. EC being the BN stooge conveniently decides on the dates of the 2 by elections(which by the way was conveniently set right after UMNO election) and dear DPM in waiting, Muhyidin gleefully tells Pakatan to not contest if they are not happy!? Gee.. even a dead man can smell rat here...
Golly... they are that desperate to win the seats uncontested! Surely they believe that they will be thrashed if a contest takes place....
2. The biggest sex scandal since Chua Soi Lek.. or so BN would want to make it out to be... Elizabeth Wong, the ADUN for Bukit Lanjan.. I really feel for her.. and what is this idiotic Toyo saying? Gosh, BN politicians really talking nothing but crap that insults our intelligence. Please read this carefully Toyo... Ms. Wong was photographed by her ex-boyfriend while she was sleeping! And you have
From Malaysiakini.
Toyo the idiot saying, "The former menteri besar said the Pakatan Rakyat leader should quit as state cabinet member as well as state assemblyperson for Bukit Lanjan.
"This is a moral issue. Previously, (former health minister and MCA deputy president) Dr Chua Soi Lek had also resigned over a similar incident," he told Malaysiakini.
Mohd Khir said when the MCA leader's video-clip surfaced, Pakatan leaders had urged him to relinquish his post."So why not now (ask Wong to quit). Don't have double standards," he said, adding that Wong, who is also PKR Wanita publicity chief, should quit "as soon as possible".
How the fuck did can he equate this to Chua Soi Lek? Ex-boyfriend (at the point of being photographed - boyfriend while she was asleep) Chua? A married man... in a hotel room with a lady acquaintance doing action on bed? Even for Chua, I still believed that its a family thinggy.. if the family forgave him.. who are we? And this botox-ed Toyo... geez... wonder what makes the composition of his brain.. a Dentist is suppose to have less brains than a Doctor but I never suppose it would be polluted by SHIT.
I do not think that Elizabeth deserves the crap that she is getting... and our great police force has only "taken a statement" from the ex-boyfriend? And... Police who has been so "efficient" in detaining those peaceful vigilers was "YET TO IDENTIFY" the person responsible for distributing these pictures.... my.. my.. my...
"We are still in the process of tracing the person," he added.
Earlier, Arjunaidi said the police will also be calling a journalist who informed Wong about the photos.
"So I hope everyone will be patient until we complete our investigations," he was quoted as saying by Bernama.
I smell RAT! Big rotting RODENT! Wonder how much money was paid from the "STIM"ulus plan to set this up?
PAS rightfully with their high Religious standing made a statement saying the culprit worse than a prostitute... According to her, such voyeuristic practices were against the teachings of Islam, especially with the motive of ruining a person's credibility.
She also expressed regret with the action of the media in playing up this issue.
"Whose photographs would be circulated after this? It is as if these people (who circulate such photographs) have nothing better to do," she said.
But, Elizabeth Wong has held her dignity and offered to quit. Selangor will lose a wonderful representative whose stand on environment has not budged. My view is that she need not do so. She did no wrong and I stand by Ms. Wong on this and condemn the man to hell! He does not deserve to be called a man nor a human being... resorting to such cowardice after being dumped... Dickless and spineless... you bring SHAME to the male population!
MalaysianJoe thinks... the only crime here actually is not screwing a prostitute... or being photographed naked while asleep.. the crime is blowing up someone after screwing that person..
Monday, January 19, 2009
WOW!
Another award....
This time the PROXIMIDADE AWARD tag by Calvin! Thanks mate... Now to find time to spruce up my blog..
This blog invests and believes the PROXIMITY - nearness in space, time and relationships! These blogs are exceedingly charming. These kind bloggers aim to find and be friends. They are not interested in prizes or self-aggrandizement. Our hope is that when the ribbons of these prizes are cut, even more friendships are propagated. Please give more attention to these writers! Deliver this award to eight bloggers who must choose eight more and include this cleverly-written text into the body of their award.
To be given an award is a recognition and I thank Calvin for the tag... its double jubilation given the fact that BN got thumped in Kuala Terengganu.. ermm... to the voters in P036, Kuala Terengganu..
MALAYSIAN JOE SALUTES YOU!
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Desperation?
What does one do in desperation? When one need to win at all cost? (Probably a piece of news which MSM will deem it not newsworthy)
Najib handing out contracts to Class F contractors ala Lucky Draw!
In the most daring act to 'bribe' the electorate of Kuala Terengganu (KT) to date, Deputy Prime Minister Najib Abdul Razak dished out 583 government contracts in a “lucky draw” fashion to each and every Class F contractor present at the Wisma Darul Iman in Kuala Terengganu on Jan 10, the fifth day of the KT by-election campaign.
These contracts (valued between RM30,000 to RM200,000 each), which were claimed to be for infrastructure works in the local township, were distributed in random by having the contractors come on stage to click on the computer.
And upon pressing the button, a contract would be awarded to the contractor, details of which - nature of works and contract price - would instantly appear in a big screen in the hall. Thus the contractor would walk home with his “prize” (a contract with a pre-determined price), with no question asked on his track record or suitability for the works assigned.Najib, who launched these innovative awards, proudly claimed this as “a world record”, saying that: “In this lucky draw, everyone wins. Everyone gets a contract.”
He further added that if Barisan Nasional wins in the coming Kuala Terengganu by-election, there would be more and bigger such contracts, so that the Class F contractors (confined to Malays, for small contracts) would “continue to make money and the country’s economy would continue to grow”.
Every one wins? Stupid statement indeed... poor mofos like us taxpayers loose you big MORON! The only fucking winner would be BN who will have an open cheque to continue to fuck the people. Gosh, I never imagine I would have to use such words to describe my feelings. And mind you this is the fler who will be PM!
And in an attempt to bait people with development... if they win this by-election.. gosh.. how many donkey years have BN been in charge of Terengganu? Why la now only development? More Monsoon Cup and Crystal Mosques? More contracts to contractors without looking at their track record or expertise? Just dish out contracts? What happen la if an electrical contractor gets a drainage project?What a government we have in BN... I weep for Malaysia.
KTgites... you be the judge of this fler. My advise is.. Give this fler the BOOT! Kick him out of KT and then we kick him out of the Government.


Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Vintage Man United!
Monday was kinda sleepy... can't blame me though.. watched the match to the end and the adrenalin flow was so intoxicating that I could not sleep till its way past 4am.. that explains why I did not write about it yesterday.
What a game. Chelsea parading a midfield par excellence in Deco, Ballack, J Cole, Obi Mikel and Lampard! While Fergie lined up a shocker in Giggsy and Fletcher with Ronaldo and Park. I was aghast but Giggsy and Fletcher did not disappoint. They were simply awesome, Giggs was a pleasure to watch and Evans was fantastic as a replacement for Rio. Gazza and Evra as ever no nonsense and simply great going forward. Berbatov though I wished he would be involved more but its his style really that he poked and prod with his grace is simply vintage. Manchester United at their best! Chelsea meanwhile just disintegrated.. Carvalho and Terry who?
The goal I liked best? Wayne Rooney's poking between Ca$hley Cole's legs! Serves him right for just wanting to shield the ball instead of whacking it wide for a corner or throw in! No wonder Rafa is worried that he let fly a tirade accusing Manchester United of everything... hahaha...
Watch out Benitez... them scousers ain't gonna stay top for much longer! You will crumble as magnificently as the great Kevin Keegan did when he was manager of the Magpies.. :).
Friday, January 9, 2009
What Double Standards?
According to the police... NO ILLEGAL GATHERINGS.. NO CANDLE LIGHT VIGIL... NO DEMONSTRATION... or so they say...
Demonstration against the Zionist... HERE.
Whether Israel's current clobbering of Palestinians and Hamas is right or wrong, I do not think I would like to get myself sucked into a never ending discussion. It will be a whole lot easier if these two bickering group take their war to the moon. I think, the world then would be a much more peaceful place to live in.
Now, 5000 started their march from Tabung Haji building.... towards US Embassy... no FRU? no water chemical laced water cannon? no senseless clobbering of demonstrators?? Key word I found in the article
This group was largely made up by Umno Youth members from the Titiwangsa division.
Then the article shows the picture of burning of flag.. which is symbolic of anger... its okay to burn Israel, US flag... but not Umno or BN... I now hope that the police come out with guidelines as to what we can demonstrate against illegally and what we can't.
Then we have the freaking old hag of an ex-PM calling upon Malaysians to BOYCOTT! yeah.. BOYCOTT US made products as these buggers are said to be supporting the Zionist cause... GOOD! BOYCOTT! But why stop at McDonalds, Coca Cola and Starbucks? Think further.. what else is American? Intel, AMD, IBM, HP... boycott also Astro Channels.. most of them are American anyway... do not use.. Google, Yahoo, MSN.. gosh.. throw away your computers as it is using Microsoft OS and programs and please delete your profile on Facebook!
Why stop at McD? Poor old uncle Ronald... and why not KFC? A&W? Ownership of the brands? I just wish that the old man would just ease into his retirement gracefully .. has he not forgotten that he paid a Jew to be photographed with his arch enemy, President George Bush Jr? A man with an elephant's memory does have selective memory loss at times...
Okay, I have completed my rantings... I think I shall go out later and get a coke from a 7-11, then I may adjourn to Starbucks for a frappuchino and surf the net on my Acer (isay.. Taiwanese brand) which uses an Intel core-duo processor operating Windows Vista and using my trusty wireless logitech mouse... then for dinner, I might just pop into McD for a Prosperity Burger with Coke! While having dinner, I might call up my wife (who works in an American Bank) with my Nokia (yeah.. its Finnish) running on Symbian OS... After all, CNY is around the corner.... and I shall not patronize any mamak stall that does not sell my favourite beverage! Made in Malaysia's COCA COLA!
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Change is About to Come to Malaysia!
Sorry for my long long silence... firstly we have the friendly IRB team coming in for a field audit right before year end and then I have a bunch of relatives deciding to come back home from all over for holidays and then its Christmas.. and then.. its new year.. and then its all budget meetings for the new fiscal year and then school reopens! Yeah, busy is an understatement.
So many "and thens" have taken so much time and it is difficult to gather my thoughts and pen a decent article down... so I thought then that I should not write something which is half baked. (I call it procrastination). But having made my new year resolution to continue to yak about all thats gone wrong in our country.. I intend to keep to it.. at least crystallize one of my resolution and for good measure too...
Since my last post, Sime Darby has since abandoned their idea of buying a stake in IJN despite government saying that they are putting it on hold... I hope that ends the "interest" of Najib and co to sell IJN and make a tidy profit after the failed Euro-cocked up deal.
These days, I guess the focus have shifted to East Coast, Kuala Terengganu to be precise and blogger Zorro has called on the boycott of MSM. I second that any day! Reading them make me puke! So BOYCOTT! I have been boycotting MSM since long before March 8... so it makes no difference to me, but I would like to sincerely call onto others to do the same. Reading lies and enriching the people telling them is just the most horrible thing we can do as human beings. So, boycott it is! I will take some time off today to have the logo displayed.
Zorro talked about the crowd during nomination (and here) but I think Pakatan should not get too over confident and cocky right now. They have to ensure another win for Pakatan and further reduce BN's thin majority in Parliament. Maybe its the encouragement they need to have those undecided froggies to decide that its time to hop. With that in mind, I also share Harris's thoughts that Najib should not be PM. Kuala Terengganu voters should not be bluffed into thinking that the so called "rift" in Pakatan (i.e the recent spat between Manicakvasagam in PKR and Santiago in DAP) to be manipulated into a crumbling Pakatan. If there is any if you ask me, I think it is healthy that all the disagreements are discussed and debated and solutions sought unlike in the past where Umno practised the You Must Not Object unilateral decision making where they lord over the kuncu-kuncu in MCA, MIC, Gerakan, PPP etc. Instead as Haris rightly pointed out that the so called "rift" is actually democracy at work!
Kuala Terengganu could be the last nail in BN's coffin if the decision is overwhelming, it will just go to show that the tide of March 8, is not a one-off but a growing tide that will sweep the country..... eventually... I hope. It is not that I think Pakatan will be the choice of government, but, I would think that they can do no worse than BN. So, my fellow Kuala Terengganu voters, this is the time to send another message to BN. They have failed to "listen" during March 8... and they thought Permatang Pauh was a one off since it was an "Opposition Stronghold". Now, lets send a loud and clear message through the "Bastion of BN" in the Kuala Terengganu by-election that Change is about to come to Malaysia!