Case of Deal gone BAD 3

Concluding the season 1 of case gone bad.. the who's who in the administrative world must have had it real bad lately and as the story unfolds we pick the story up at the Sleepy Mansion where a group of people namely, Abdullah, Jib, Ong and Samy talked passionately about a group of loonie lawyers that caused an uproar over some matters related to religion...

Jib: Lah, I heard kan.. these bunch of loyar buat kacau la...
Lah: zzzzzzZZZZzZzzzZZZzz.... huh?? Jib? You were saying? (propping himself up)
Jib: I said, Lah, I heard kan.. these bunch of loyar buat kacau la...
Lah: yes... yes.. I pun dengaq the same thing... what do you think Jib?
Jib: I think kan... we disallow them to discuss all these sensitive issue...
Lah: Sensitive? Why sensitive?
Jib: Laa.. you ni... do you know.. our power base in BN for the last 50 years is because kan.. we play the divide and rule game!
Lah: Jib, can you be more layman tak.. I tak pernah main c & c punya game la... apa benda ni divide and rule?
Jib: (mumbles)... bodoh biul betui otak udang nih... wonder how he became leader...
Lah: Yes Jib?
Jib: Ohhh.. nothing nothing.. BN ni.. since 50 years or so ago, we split these people... we use issues about Bumiputra, Ketuanan Melayu and religion to keep the people from being united... sebab tu we have MCA, MIC... sekutu kita orang... we take care of each other's HAK. When even recently... when itu rakyat voted tak kira skin color we still win.. not big la. but still win... because apa ni.. isu Islam.
Lah: Ohh.. I get you... smart la you Jib...
Jib: So, these people now they just want to discuss about the law that we set.. ada kelemahan la... jadi tak kan kita nak tunjuk kita bodoh kan? So, I tell these sekutu kita di GPMS to raise a ruckus la kat itu forum. So, with a few opposition MPs in the demo, kita boleh tolong MCA dan MIC to be relevant again....
Ong & Samy: Ahh??? MCA??? MIC?? What?? What???
Jib: Relax la brader... we make you relevant again... you can now go out and criticize the people that demonstrated... semua ultra sensitive punya orang... then Lah... you cakap la... isu sensitip jangan disebut-sebut...
Lah: Jib? You pulak apa you cakap?
Jib: I diam sajer la.. I sudah bagi idea.. you orang carry out to the T.
Ong: Waaa.. good idea... I fight for Chinese. Samy fight for Indian...

Meanwhile Samy was fidgeting with his pda....

Samy: @$^&#*@@#... this Sara now take credit pulak... about the Panglima punya sekolah... I also want to say something.... Sack sama itu cikgu... racist.. kita Rakyat Malaysia.. satu bangsa jugak! Lagi transfer dia pigi itu smart school... itu dia cakap punya barang semua ada smart ka???
Jib: Eh... Samy.. you ikut sama itu roket ka? Satu bangsa? You sudah biul ka? We do all the same apa... you kena complain.. we promote you la... by transfer.. standard operating procedure.
Samy: No la.. Jib.. itu MRR2 punya kes... sama sekarang.. poket ada sikit kurang... ini pasai saya sudah bukan Mintiri... ada sikit-sikit susah... tapi, ini idea saya sokong 100 persent la. Itu orang India mesti jugak ada sokong sama saya.
Jib: Of course... then we maintain status quo la....
Lah: I talk.. I kena hentam.. Ong hentam saya... Samy hentam saya.... Jib not fair la...
Jib: Like this la Lah... you come up with a better idea then if all accept.. I kena hentam.. until then, you kena hentam.. set? In the meantime.. Lah, itu MB tu cakap 10% Universiti punya tempat diberi kepada apa nama.. non-bumi.. you veto saja dia punya cadangan... heboh kuat kuat sibedebah tu... nak cabar HAK Kita pulak...
Lah: Apa pulak veto? Lid to bukan geng kita.. dia cakap apasai pulak kita nak ikut?? Dia buat recommendation only.. tak pulak dia cakap itu polisi nak rombak... mana dia ada power nak rombak?
Jib: You biul la.. just politicize his statement, dia nak lawan kita.. kita lawan balik... call those rempits we put in the Unis.. get them all to demonstrate.
Lah: Mat Minah semua skarang dah masuk Uni ke??? I tak tau pun?
Jib: Got la.. you ask your Airi... he mobilize some 5000 mat and minah cemerlang into these places last year they can do the bidding for us... geddit?
Lah: Yes..yes.. I paham oredi..