Season of SDs

There is a new epidemic that is spreading fast in this country.... First it was VD (Venereal Disease) ... many many years later.... came SD.. (Statutory Declaration). It was purportedly deadly in sending a nation into a frenzy and caused huge denial to the receipient of the SD.

The popularity of SD was started by RPK (Raja Petra) now in the famous Mongolian beauty murder where he implicated the wife of current DPM to be at the scene of murder... It caused an uproar!

Before it simmered down, Razak Baginda's PI, Mr. Subra through Anwar's PKR lodged another SD implicating DPM to be in the know of the beauty and divulge much more information as to the DPM's sexual preference.... the nation is now in a frenzy....

Next, will Saiful lodge another SD? Apparently the virus has caught up with some other people who loves ze butt.... with the exception of RPK... this time to turn the screws on the implicated sodomizer? This SD many expect to be the mother of all SDs and would pale Subra's SD to be child's play?

Was having a chat with my usual breakfast buddy and we reminisced about the past... a TV program called Fantasy Island, where we have Tattoo, the midget played by Herve Villachaize, shouting "the plane" "The PLANE!" when he noticed the impending arrival of the guests to the island where their dreams are turned into reality....

In Malaysia, we now have DPM, Najib shouting, "ITS A LIE!" "ITS A LIE!" when he sees Anwar walking towards him clutching a stack of papers........ ??????